I don't feel like dealing with this right now 'cause just the thought of any part of it makes me angry. So, Ima go live in my diluted and "inaccurate" reality... seeing as it's so much more fun here. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

“Why isn’t my life like a situation comedy? Why don’t I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren’t my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don’t my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? …I gotta get my life some writers.”
~ Calvin & Hobbes