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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Life lessons

Never ask a question you don't want the answer to
- You're not going to like the answer
Never tell a bitch that she is a bitch
- She already knows
Never wish ill health upon someone
- They'll most likely come into contact with you and spread that shit
Never deny a homeless man money for booze
- He needs it more than you do
Never let a man walk a mile in your shoes
- The fucker will probably just steal them
And most importantly
Never stop dancing like a person on crack
- It's fun and keeps the neighbours entertained
And a completely unrelated picture to tie it all together.

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